Found Quotes from 802

These lost quotes were found while Rachel packed up her room. We think they’re from 802 Christmas 2010…

Laura: Is that you and that me?
Rachel: Yeah. You’re mooching off me.
Laura: It’s perfect! I even have that maniacal plotting look in my eye.

Laura: Natalie Ivanov used to wear these all the time, except not real.
Jackie: What do you mean not real?
Laura: Not from Kazakhstan.

“So many words!”
-Laura

“I can treasure them- and give them to my children. And they can say, ‘Mommy, what’s this trash you read?'”
-Jackie, on the Jedi Apprentice books

“You find too much pleasure in not touching me.”
-Laura, to Dani

 

The New 802 Quote Board

September 2011

“Oh, those are plates. No wonder they don’t look like bowls…”
– Rachel

“It’s going to taste beautiful… like rainbows and sunshine!”
– Rachel (on Charlotte’s homemade apple pie)

“Cannibalism is my one no-no.”
– Charlotte

“Where is this coming from?! This is coming from cray-cray.”
– Charlotte (on Twilight)

“It seemed ridiculous we didn’t have cocoa in our arsenal of beverages.”
– Dani

October 2011
“Can we invent a hand spatula and, like, get a patent, and then never have to work?”
– Charlotte

“And then Charlotte asked me to lick her finger, and it was just strange…”
– Rachel

Rachel: Can I help?
Charlotte: No, it’s just kind of wet… and not in a happy way.”

“She tells us that our dreams should have more weird stuff.”
– Rachel Geistfeld

“802: Where everyone offers you tea.”
– Rachel

Charlotte: I had kind of a field day with your spice rack.
Dani: It was more of a love affair…

“She’s a Rachel, not a skipper.”
– Jackie, on Charlotte

“I saw them walking together with coffee, which obviously means they’re having sex.”
– Kaitlin G.

“Oh no! Two of them mated!”
– Charlotte, on snickerdoodles fresh out of the oven

“I think Charlotte can do no wrong!”
– Dani

“Hey now! I french-broed!”
– Dani (going for french-braided)

“I find it kind of ominous that it’s called ‘Brother’…”
– Dani (on Rachel’s space-station sewing machine that’s going to take over the world)

Rachel: I’m sure all my ancestors will be so proud I’m making a Battlestar Galactica jacket.
Dani: And your decedents!

“Your teabag is so explicit tonight! ‘You only give when you love… in bed’.”
– Dani

“Frictional forces can’t beat my breast-warmth.”
– Charlotte

Dani: I guess we would judge an orgy.
Charlotte: Even if only for technique.

“The paper is paper! …that was more descriptive in my head…”
– Dani

November 2011

“The words fell out of your face…” 
– Rachel

“You initiated this stage in our platonic physical relationship.”
– Rachel to Charlotte

“I always like the dark ones…”
– Dani

“I have butter in my breasts.”
– Charlotte

“Surprise fucks are the worst.”
– Dani

“Have faith in the internet.”
– Dani

“I was really hoping you’d want to be an abstract squiggle.”
– Rachel, in a hypothetical conversation with her block of alabaster

“I just don’t have as much experience fitting large things in my mouth as you do.”
– Rachel to Charlotte

Rachel: Baking and booze always help.
Charlotte: Bacon and booze…
– a conversation had while making french toast bacon cupcakes

December 2011

“On a scale of one to married…”
     – Rachel G.

“Guys! There’s a torso in my present!”
– Rachel

“Dani knows what to do with bodies that come in boxes!”
– Rachel

“I love how it says ‘America’s Favorite Horse Race.’ I feel like that’s another way of saying ‘The Only Horse Race Americans can name.'”
– Kate

“This dressmakers form is like a new Han.”
– Jackie

“I mean, it’s the Catholic studies class. What can she say? There’s no forgiveness?”
– Rachel, on turning in a paper slightly late

Tuesday Night Dinner Quotes

“Tori has the stripper version.”
-Ethan

“My gesture-box is invading your bubble.”
-Tori

“I shower naked…. yes.”
-Kate

“Today I had feelings. They lasted for two hours.”
-Rachel

“Dear Mary Wollstonecraft, you heteronormative bitch.”
-Tori

“Signs you’ve been working on your homework too long…”
-Dani

“You’re just not so good with gravity.”
-Dani

“Just because it wasn’t lewd doesn’t mean it can’t be memorable.”
-Rachel

“When my hands are not gross, we will embrace.”
-Tori, to Dani

“It was kind of an impulse buy…”
-Dani

“Sinners Anonymous equals church.”
-Shawn

“….A Gingerly Journey, over rice.”
-Ethan, naming one of our Tuesday Night Dishes

“God is the one holding the heart-gun!”
-Shawn

“All my metaphors lock from the inside.”
– Rachel (on the Damien Jurado song, “Rachel & Cali”)s

“Old McNietzsche had a soul…”
-Shawn

“Can you give us all a lifetime of food? Cause we’re all a little nervous.”
-Tori, to Rachel

“I can’t even find my bones right now.”
-Rachel


My Current Musical Obsession

My current musical obsession is Kristin Chenoweth’s new album, Some Lessons Learned. In this album Kristin Chenoweth get’s to go back to her semi-country roots. I would describe the album as country-flavored-pop. The songs are all very upbeat, not many “crying in my soup songs” as Chenoweth put it. The lyrics are quirky, fun, and sometimes tongue-in-cheek.

Album highlights:

  • I Was Here
  • I Want Somebody (Bitch About)
  • Lessons Learned